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the-anal-rapist:

when you see a bitch flirting with your man…

Friend: *sneezes*
Me: Bless you
Friend: *sneezes five more times*
Me: chill
quiescense:

koli-chan:

bashdoard:

wetookthe405:

WHAT KIND OF AD IS THIS

A REALLY EFFECTIVE ONE SAVE THE FROGS

SAVE THE GODDAMN FROGS

SAVE THE FROGS HOLY SHIT SAVE THE FROGS

quiescense:

koli-chan:

bashdoard:

wetookthe405:

WHAT KIND OF AD IS THIS

A REALLY EFFECTIVE ONE SAVE THE FROGS

SAVE THE GODDAMN FROGS

SAVE THE FROGS HOLY SHIT SAVE THE FROGS

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

troyelicious:

benjpierce:

when ur crush says hi to you

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when ur crush asks how ur doing

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when ur crush gets a girlfriend

image

tvspecial:

*hits on you* *actually hits you*

eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

niggaimdeadass:

I said no but I kept the ring

niggaimdeadass:

I said no
but I kept the ring

jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot